6 Valentines Day Short Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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Why did the Valentine's Day card apply for a job? It wanted to work at the cardiology department!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess for Valentine's Day. So I put her in a tower and ignored her for eight years.
Why did the Valentine's Day candle break up with the birthday candle? It felt it was getting too old for the flame.
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, usually when I'm vacuuming.
Why did the Valentine's Day card get arrested? It was filled with too much love!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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