7 Valentines Day Short Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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I gave my wife a balloon for Valentine's Day. She said, 'You really know how to lift my spirits.
I bought my wife a refrigerator for Valentine's Day. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!
I asked my crush if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'Absolutely, that's why I stopped looking.
Why did the Valentine's Day card go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues!
Why did the banana go out with the prune on Valentine's Day? Because it couldn't find a date.
My girlfriend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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