17 Valentines Day Short Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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Why did the computer take its date to the beach on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to catch some bytes!
What did one magnet say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'I find you very attractive.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? 'I'm attracted to you!
What did one Frenchman say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? 'I'm stuck on you!
What did the grape say to the raisin on Valentine's Day? 'You are grape, Valentine!
What did one cell say to another on Valentine's Day? 'I've got my ion you.

Valentine's Day Short

You ever notice how Valentine's Day is the shortest day where people pretend to care? It's like the daylight saving of affection.

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You know what's shorter than my attention span on Valentine's Day? The time it takes for a heart-shaped chocolate to go from my hand to my mouth.

Valentine's Day Short

You know, I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for Valentine's Day, and she said, Something short, sweet, and meaningful. So, I got her a list of my exes.

Valentine's Day Short

Valentine's Day is like a pair of shorts — you spend too much money on it, it's over before you know it, and sometimes it reveals things you wish you hadn't seen.

Valentine's Day Short

They say good things come in small packages. So this Valentine's Day, I got my partner a tiny box. It was empty, just like my wallet after the holiday.

Valentine's Day Short

I tried making Valentine's Day special by planning a surprise. I said, Honey, close your eyes. Now open them. She did. And just like that, it was over. Just like our relationship, but let's not get into that.

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Valentine's Day is so short-lived, it's like a mosquito's lifespan in Alaska. Blink, and it's gone. And just like that mosquito, it might leave you itching for more.

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You know, I tried to make Valentine's Day special by writing a short love poem. It went, Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is short, just like you-know-who.

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Valentine's Day is like a short film. Starts with excitement, has a brief climax, and before you know it, you're wondering why you invested so much time and emotion into it.

Valentine's Day Short

They say time flies when you're having fun. That's why Valentine's Day feels like a quick 10-minute comedy set — full of laughs, a couple of awkward pauses, and you're out before you know it.

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