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Why did the computer take its date to the beach on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to catch some bytes!
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What did one magnet say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'I find you very attractive.
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? 'I'm attracted to you!
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What did one Frenchman say to the other on Valentine's Day? 'I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? 'I'm stuck on you!
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What did the grape say to the raisin on Valentine's Day? 'You are grape, Valentine!
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What did one cell say to another on Valentine's Day? 'I've got my ion you.
Valentine's Day Short
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You ever notice how Valentine's Day is the shortest day where people pretend to care? It's like the daylight saving of affection.
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You know what's shorter than my attention span on Valentine's Day? The time it takes for a heart-shaped chocolate to go from my hand to my mouth.
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You know, I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for Valentine's Day, and she said, Something short, sweet, and meaningful. So, I got her a list of my exes.
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Valentine's Day is like a pair of shorts — you spend too much money on it, it's over before you know it, and sometimes it reveals things you wish you hadn't seen.
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They say good things come in small packages. So this Valentine's Day, I got my partner a tiny box. It was empty, just like my wallet after the holiday.
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I tried making Valentine's Day special by planning a surprise. I said, Honey, close your eyes. Now open them. She did. And just like that, it was over. Just like our relationship, but let's not get into that.
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Valentine's Day is so short-lived, it's like a mosquito's lifespan in Alaska. Blink, and it's gone. And just like that mosquito, it might leave you itching for more.
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You know, I tried to make Valentine's Day special by writing a short love poem. It went, Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is short, just like you-know-who.
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Valentine's Day is like a short film. Starts with excitement, has a brief climax, and before you know it, you're wondering why you invested so much time and emotion into it.
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