7 Jokes For Valentine Card

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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I told my Valentine I'm like a fine wine. She said, 'More like a box of chocolates – I never know what I'm gonna get!
I gave my crush a Valentine card with a plant. It said, 'Our love is growing – just like this cactus!
Why did the Valentine card go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
I gave my crush a Valentine card that said 'You're one in a melon.' Now I'm stuck explaining why there's a watermelon on her doorstep.
I got a Valentine card from my toaster. It said, 'You're my bread and butter.
I gave my Valentine a puzzle card. It took her hours to solve, and when she did, it just said, 'Piece of my heart.
I asked my Valentine if we could be more than friends. She said, 'Sure, we can be roommates!

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