6 Jokes For Valentine Card

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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What did the clock say to the Valentine card? 'I love spending time with you!
I sent my crush a Valentine card with a picture of a cat. It said, 'You've got to be kitten me – I'm feline for you!
My Valentine card was so romantic, it got an award. Sadly, it was for 'Best Fiction.
What did the Valentine card say to the stamp? 'Stick with me, and we'll go places!
My Valentine card said, 'Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears – just like my paycheck!
What did the grape say to the raisin on Valentine's Day? 'You make my heart wine.

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