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You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of Valentine's Day is finding a card that's big enough to cover your entire hand-writing mistake without your partner noticing. Love is about forgiveness and strategically placed glitter, after all.
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Valentine cards are like the fortune cookies of relationships. You open them, expecting some profound wisdom, but all you get is a cheesy message that makes you question the cosmic significance of heart-shaped glitter.
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Valentine cards are the only place where it's perfectly normal to express your feelings through rhymes. In any other context, it would be weird. "I appreciate your work ethic; you make the office so rhythmic.
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I was at the store looking for a Valentine card, and I realized they have categories like "romantic," "funny," and "cute." I thought, why not have a category for "realistic"? You know, a card that says, "I love you even when you leave your socks on the floor.
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Have you ever noticed that the messages inside Valentine cards are written like secret codes? "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than my morning coffee." Translation: "This is serious; I might die without you.
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Picking out a Valentine card is like a high-stakes game of emotional Scrabble. You want to use all the right words to score big on the love board, but sometimes you end up with a triple-word score in awkwardness.
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You know, buying a Valentine card is like picking the perfect avocado. You stand there in the store, squeezing it, hoping it's just the right amount of mushy and not too overripe. Because nothing says "I love you" like a card that's not too firm but not too squishy.
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Have you ever noticed that picking out a Valentine card is a lot like online dating? You scroll through countless options, hoping to find the one with the right combination of wit, charm, and the ability to fit into an envelope.
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Buying a Valentine card for your significant other is a lot like playing poker. You carefully choose the one with the least romantic message on the outside, hoping it'll be a wild card with a heartfelt confession inside.
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