6 Jokes For Uber Driver

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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Why did the smartphone break up with the Uber driver? It found someone more supportive – the charger!
Why did the Uber driver always carry a pen and paper? For his notes on the road, of course!
I told my Uber driver I was in a hurry, and he said, 'Hold on to your seatbelt!
Why did the Uber driver keep a plant in the car? To make the passengers feel like they're on a scenic route!
Why did the Uber driver start a band? He wanted to give everyone a 'smooth ride' of music!
My Uber driver gave me a tip: 'If life is a journey, make sure your playlist is on point!

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