7 Jokes For Uber Driver

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Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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My Uber driver told me he used to be a baker. He said, 'I just couldn't make enough dough!
Why did the tomato turn red in the Uber? It saw the salad dressing!
I asked my Uber driver if he had any dating advice. He said, 'Always take the scenic route to love!
Why did the Uber driver become a chef? Because he knew how to take people to their favorite restaurants!
My Uber driver has a great sense of humor. He told me, 'I've been steering towards a career in comedy!
I told my Uber driver I needed a pickup line. He said, 'I've been driving all day, but you just stopped me in my tracks!
I asked my Uber driver if he had any dreams. He said he just wanted to Lyft his spirits!

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