5 Jokes For Uber Driver

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 22 2024

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The Overly Enthusiastic Uber Driver

When the driver is just too excited about everything
I had an Uber driver who insisted on taking selfies with me at every red light. By the end of the trip, I felt like I'd been on a date with my biggest fan. If my life was a sitcom, this episode would be called "The Uber Paparazzi.

The Late-Night Uber Rider

Navigating the city after a wild night out
I think my Uber driver last night was an amateur stand-up comedian. He kept telling me to buckle up for safety because "we're about to embark on the most thrilling comedy show of your life." I didn't realize laughter was a hazard.

The Oversharing Uber Driver

Too much information on the ride
This one Uber driver had the audacity to give me relationship advice. I'm sitting there thinking, "Dude, your GPS just told you to turn left into oncoming traffic. Maybe focus on that first.

The Lost-in-Translation Uber Driver

Language barrier issues
My Uber driver yesterday only spoke in emojis. I'm sitting there trying to decipher what the eggplant and the dancing lady mean in terms of traffic patterns. It was like a game of charades on wheels.

The Silent Uber Driver

When the driver won't say a word
Uber driver was so quiet; I started wondering if he was secretly auditioning for the role of a stealthy ninja in some low-budget action movie. If silence was a superpower, this guy was a superhero.

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