7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For tombstone

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? It couldn't find any 'body' to go with.

Why do ghosts love to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.

Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had too many grave issues.

Why did the skeleton start a rock band at the cemetery? It wanted to wake up the dead!

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!

Why did the vampire go to the graveyard? It heard people were dying to get in.

Why did the zombie bring a shovel to the cemetery? It wanted to raise some grave concerns.

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