7+ Best One Liners Jokes For tombstone

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I asked my friend if he wanted to visit a graveyard. He said, 'I'm dying to go!

I told my wife I want a tombstone that says, 'I told you I was sick.' She said, 'I'll make sure it says, 'He never listened.

I told my friend I'm learning how to be a grave digger. He said, 'That's a dying profession.

I saw a mummy at the graveyard trying to make a call. It couldn't find the right wrap-signal.

I heard they opened a new cemetery. People are just dying to get in.

I told my friend I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'Is it hard to put down?' I said, 'No, but the tombstone on the cover is.

I told my daughter she can't play hide and seek in the graveyard. She said, 'Why not? It's the best place to ghost.

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