5 Jokes For Tombstone

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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Ghost's Regret

When a ghost realizes the epitaph on their tombstone is a Yelp review.
Ghosts have tombstone reunions. They just stand around, gossiping about who's been haunting the longest.

Undertaker's Dilemma

When the tombstone business is dying, but you're the only one thriving.
I told my friend I got a job in the tombstone industry. He said, "That's grave news." I said, "No, it's just steady work.

Tombstone Technology

When tombstones become smart, and you get haunted by tech support.
I asked Siri what's written on her tombstone. She said, "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Can you repeat your death date?

Cryptic Family Reunions

When family reunions happen more often in the cemetery than in the living room.
Our family motto is on our tombstone: "We put the 'fun' in 'funeral.' Well, at least we used to.

Graveyard Shift Woes

When the graveyard shift at the cemetery is literally a dead-end job.
Graveyard shift tip: Never tell a skeleton employee to "break a leg" unless you want to be haunted.

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