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Why did the tombstone break up with the cemetery? It felt too buried in the relationship.
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What did the tombstone say to the tree? 'You're really branching out around here.
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I asked the ghost at the cemetery if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, I've been dead inside for years.
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My grandfather used to say, 'I want to be buried at sea.' We gave him a burial at coffee. Close enough.
Life after Death, but No WiFi
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Tombstones should come with disclaimers like, Warning: Afterlife may not have WiFi. You can imagine the ghosts hovering around, going, This eternity thing is nice and all, but I miss streaming.
Final Destination Faux Pas
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Ever notice how tombstones are like a menu at a restaurant? You see them and think, No thanks, I'll pass on the 'eternal slumber' special. It's the only place where spelling mistakes aren't just a faux pas; they're a final destination faux pas!
Graveyard Gossip
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You ever read those witty tombstone inscriptions? There was one that said, I'm just resting my eyes. Resting your eyes? I bet they're up there, laughing at all the gossip they caused by that statement. Guess who's 'resting their eyes' now, Ethel?
Eternal Competition
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I saw this tombstone that read, I told you I was sick. Talk about winning the eternal competition for having the last word. I bet the other ghosts are rolling their eyes in envy!
Graveyard GPS
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Tombstones are like historical GPS markers. You're walking through the graveyard, and it's like, Turn left at Uncle Bob, then straight past the 'resting peacefully' sign.
Ghost of Social Media Past
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I read this tombstone that said, Finally unplugged. I mean, talk about the original ghosting! They took the whole 'disconnecting from technology' thing to another level.
Graveyard Humor
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Tombstones are like the original one-liners. I told you I was sick, I'm just sleeping, they're basically dad jokes from beyond the grave! It's like they're saying, Death can't stop my sense of humor.
Posthumous Puns
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The real heroes are the ones who write those pun-filled epitaphs. I mean, talk about deadpan humor – literally! They must be in the afterlife, laughing at the legacy of their posthumous puns.
The Tombstone Tango
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You know you're getting old when your tombstone has more likes than your Facebook profile! And that's when you start doing the Tombstone Tango – a little shuffle in the graveyard.
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