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If there's one person who can turn a casual game night into a complex strategy session, it's Todd. Monopoly with Todd is like participating in a United Nations negotiation. "I'll trade you Baltic Avenue for your diplomatic immunity card.
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I told Todd I was feeling a bit under the weather, and he suggested I try rubbing mayonnaise on my feet. Apparently, it's an ancient remedy his grandmother swore by. I appreciate the advice, Todd, but I think I'll stick to chicken noodle soup.
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Todd's the type of guy who brings a map to a restaurant because he's afraid of getting lost on the way to the bathroom. He unfolds it at the table like he's plotting a secret mission. I'm just waiting for him to bust out a compass and a magnifying glass.
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You ever notice how every office has a Todd? There's always a Todd, and he's the only one who still thinks the fax machine is cutting-edge technology. I swear, Todd treats it like a time-travel device. "Hey guys, I'm just gonna fax this over to 1997 real quick!
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Todd tried to impress everyone at the office potluck by bringing a dish he claimed was a family recipe. Turns out, it was just store-bought macaroni and cheese with a sprinkle of parsley on top. Nice try, Todd, but we know your secrets now.
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Todd's idea of a wild Friday night is organizing his sock drawer. He says it's therapeutic. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out there embracing chaos, Todd. Live a little!
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You know you're in for an awkward elevator ride when Todd starts a conversation with, "So, how 'bout this weather?" Todd, we're on the 15th floor; I don't need a weather update; I need a survival guide for this small talk.
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I have a friend named Todd who's convinced he's a culinary genius because he can make toast without burning it. He calls it "artisanal golden brown." I'm like, "Todd, you're not a chef; you're a toaster technician.
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Todd recently discovered the joy of podcasts. Now, he insists on sharing every single interesting fact he learns. I can't escape his trivia onslaught. Last week, he hit me with, "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance'?" Thanks, Todd, I'll be sure to use that at the next party.
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