5 Jokes About Todd

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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Todd's Fitness Journey

Todd attempting to get fit.
Todd's friend asks about his fitness progress, and Todd replies, "I'm like a slinky – not really good for anything, but it's fun to watch me try to climb the stairs.

Todd as a DIY Expert

Todd attempting a major home improvement project.
Todd proudly announces, "I'm like an artist with a paintbrush, except my canvas is the living room wall, and my masterpiece is a beautiful shade of 'Regret.'

Todd at the Office Christmas Party

Todd trying to impress his boss at the office Christmas party.
Todd overhears his boss talking about the success of the company. Todd, trying to be witty, chimes in, "Yeah, it's all about the bottom line, just like my Christmas wish list – it's long, and I hope it brings joy to everyone involved.

Todd's Attempt at Online Dating

Todd creating an online dating profile.
Todd's attempt at being mysterious in his profile backfires. He writes, "I'm like a book you can't put down." Well, Todd, turns out most people judge a book by its cover, and yours looks more like a children's pop-up book.

Todd at a Comedy Show

Todd attending a stand-up comedy show.
The comedian jokes about being financially responsible, and Todd shouts, "I'm like a credit card – always maxed out and wondering why life is charging me so much interest!

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