7 Jokes About The Pastor

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Updated on: Jun 24 2024

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Pastors love gardening because they have a 'pray'ground for their plants!
Pastors make great chefs because they know how to make a sermon sizzle!
What do you call a pastor who sleeps all the time? Reverend Snore!
The pastor's favorite type of music? Priest-hop!
I asked the pastor if he knew any magic tricks. He said, 'Sure, watch me turn water into grape juice!
Pastors are like GPS—always helping you find the right path, even if it takes a few detours!
Why did the pastor bring a pencil to the sermon? In case he wanted to draw people closer to God!

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