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The Pastor's Overzealous Assistant
Misinterpreting the pastor's instructions
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The pastor asked for a hip and trendy sermon title. I went with "Holy Guacamole: Avo-Covenant with God." I think I took the whole "guac for the spirit" thing a bit too far.
The Pastor's Pet Parrot
The parrot accidentally repeats inappropriate things heard in the pastor's office
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Last Sunday, the pastor gave a passionate sermon about love and forgiveness, and the parrot chimed in, "Amen! Preach it, brother!" But during the offering prayer, it shouted, "Cash only, folks!" I think we've got a financial adviser in feathers.
The Congregation's Grandma
Grandma misinterprets modern slang and trends
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So, Grandma recently joined Instagram. She saw someone post "OMG" and thought it was a new acronym for "Oh My God," but it turns out they were just expressing surprise, not planning the next church event.
The Church Gossip
Spreading rumors unintentionally
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So, the pastor wanted to modernize the church, and now there's a rumor that we're installing a drive-thru confessional. Because nothing says repentance like ordering forgiveness with a side of fries.
The Pastor's Teenage Son
Trying to navigate adolescence while living under the watchful eyes of the congregation
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Dating is a nightmare when your dad is the pastor. I asked a girl out, and she said yes, but only if my dad doesn't give a sermon about purity for the next month. It's like negotiating a peace treaty.
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