7 The Bride And Groom Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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Why did the bride refuse to play hide and seek on her wedding day? She didn't want to be the last to know when the groom changed his mind!
Why did the bride suggest they elope? She wanted to save on bouquet costs – fewer flowers to toss!
I told the groom he should write his vows in a Google Doc. That way, they'll have version history in case of disagreements!
The bride told the groom, 'If we get into an argument, never go to bed angry.' He replied, 'That's fine, I'll just stay up and play video games until you're not angry anymore.
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? To take her relationship to the next level!
What did the bride say to her groom on their wedding day? 'I've been dreaming of this day since I was a little girl. But I never imagined it would be this stressful!
The groom asked the bride, 'Do you want a live band or a DJ at the wedding?' She replied, 'I think I want a live band. I want someone to suffer when I walk down the aisle.

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