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The Maid of Honor
Dealing with bridesmaid drama
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The bride asked me to coordinate with the bridesmaids, but it's more like herding cats. One wants a lower neckline, the other wants a higher hemline. I feel like a referee in a fashion wrestling match, and no one's winning.
The Wedding DJ
Pleasing diverse musical tastes
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The bride asked for a romantic slow dance song. I played it, and suddenly there was a mosh pit forming. I guess I should have specified "slow dance" and not "mosh pit in slow motion.
The Wedding Photographer
Capturing the perfect moments without being in the way
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My biggest challenge is getting the perfect candid shot. I've mastered the art of hiding behind bushes and pretending to adjust my camera settings, but sometimes I feel like a wildlife photographer waiting for the elusive mating dance of the bride and groom.
The Wedding Planner
Managing the chaos of the big day
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My job is to make sure everything runs smoothly. I feel like a superhero with a clipboard – Captain Checklist, fighting against the evil forces of last-minute disasters. The power of organization compels you!
The Best Man
Trying to outshine the groom
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I tried to outshine the groom by wearing a flashy suit. You know, something to distract from the fact that I don't have a heartfelt speech prepared. Turns out, all I did was blind the guests during the ceremony. They thought it was a solar eclipse.
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