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Why did the survey cross the road? To gather data on the chicken's motives!
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Why did the survey break up with the questionnaire? It felt too interrogated!
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What's a survey's favorite weather? A light drizzle – it's statistically the most neutral!
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Why did the survey get kicked out of the party? It kept trying to gather too much data on people's dance moves!
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What's a survey's favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla, because it's statistically the most liked!
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They asked me to rate my cooking skills on a survey. I gave myself five stars. Little did they know, it's a five-star disaster every time I step into the kitchen!
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Survey asked if I'm a morning person. Well, if by 'morning person' you mean someone who looks like they just escaped a zombie apocalypse when they wake up, then yes, absolutely!
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They wanted to know my biggest fear in a survey. I wrote 'accidentally liking someone's post from three years ago.' That's a social media horror story waiting to happen!
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Survey asked if I have any hidden talents. I said, 'Yes, I can find four-leaf clovers in a field of plastic flowers.' Job applications never specify the kind of talent they're looking for!
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Filled out a survey on time management. I'm so good at procrastination; I'm thinking of turning it into a sport. But, you know, maybe later.
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Took a survey about my sleep habits. Apparently, I'm a 'midnight snacker.' Not because I eat snacks at midnight, but because I can't sleep until I've solved the mystery of who finished the ice cream!
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Survey asked about my fitness routine. Well, I do a full set of jumping to conclusions every day, followed by some intense self-deprecating squats. It's a real workout for my ego!
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Survey Says... My Laundry is 90% Sock Puppet Comedians. I've got a real sock-er for a washing machine!
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Took a survey to find out my spirit animal. Turns out, it's a sloth. Not because I'm slow, but because I can nap like a champ!
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