5 Jokes For Survey

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Survey Taker

Awkward Questions
Survey question: "How often do you exercise?" My answer: "Does lifting the TV remote count as a workout? Because if it does, I'm basically The Rock.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Hidden Agendas
The survey asked me, "Are you a morning person?" My response: "I'm not a morning person or a night owl; I'm more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

The Overthinker

Paralysis by Analysis
I took a survey on decision-making. The irony wasn't lost on me. They asked, "Are you decisive?" I spent a good half-hour deciding how to answer that one.

The Rebel

Anti-Establishment Vibes
I got a survey that asked, "Do you consider yourself a trendsetter?" I answered, "Absolutely. I've been setting the trend of ignoring surveys for years now.

The Procrastinator

Putting Things Off
I took a survey that asked, "How often do you procrastinate?" I was going to answer right away, but then I thought, "Eh, I'll do it later.

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