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Why was the surfer always stoked? Because every wave brought a new high!
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I accidentally joined a stoked band. Now we're always in tune with good vibes!
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Why are stoked gardeners always happy? Because they have a blooming good time!
Stoked and Fashionably Late
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I'm always fashionably late to everything. It's not that I'm disorganized; I'm just stoked to make an entrance. There's an art to it, you know? Like, everyone's there for an hour, and then BAM! I arrive. It's like, Surprise! I'm here to validate your sense of time.
Stoked Commute Chronicles
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My daily commute is like a suspense thriller. Will the bus be on time? Will there be a seat available? Will I make it through the day without someone's armpit in my face? It's like playing Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, it's just the overwhelming scent of body spray. Stoked for public transportation!
Stoked in the Kitchen
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I tried my hand at gourmet cooking recently. Found a recipe that said, Cook until golden brown and delicious. Well, I burnt it to a crisp, but let me tell you, I was stoked—it was golden brown, it just skipped the delicious part. My smoke alarm gave me a standing ovation.
Stoked on Multitasking
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I pride myself on being a multitasker. Yesterday, I was cooking, texting, and watching a DIY home repair video. Spoiler alert: I'm now stoked to announce my kitchen has a new hole in the wall, and my dinner has a unique flavor – drywall dust.
Stoked in Tech Support Hell
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I called tech support the other day, and after navigating through a maze of automated menus, I finally got a person. I was so stoked until they asked, Have you tried turning it off and on again? I felt like a genius for about two minutes until I realized I could have saved myself an hour if I'd just listened to my inner IT guy.
Stoked in the Grocery Store
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Grocery shopping is my cardio. I mean, have you ever tried sprinting to catch the last shopping cart while avoiding the slow-motion collision in the produce section? I'm stoked about the exercise, but my wallet is doing its best impression of a deflating balloon.
Stoked on Self-Improvement
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I decided to pick up a self-help book to improve my life. After reading it, I'm stoked to announce that I'm now a changed person. I'm not sure if it's for the better, but at least my bookshelf looks impressive. Self-improvement: 1, Practical Application: 0.
Stoked on Adulting
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You know you're officially an adult when getting a new sponge for the kitchen sink gets you stoked. I used to get excited about concert tickets and wild parties, now it's all about that 3-for-1 deal on paper towels. Adulthood: where the only thing wild is the growth rate of your mold collection.
Stoked Fitness Goals
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I recently joined a gym because I heard exercise is supposed to give you this natural high. Let me tell you, I'm stoked—mainly because the only other time I've been this sore is after binge-watching a whole season of my favorite show. Who knew squats and Netflix had so much in common?
Stoked on DIY Projects
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I decided to try my hand at DIY furniture assembly. You know, those pieces with instructions that look like they were written in hieroglyphics. Let's just say, my bookshelf might wobble a bit, but I'm stoked to have finally found a use for all those extra screws. Modern art, anyone?
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