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Grocery shopping as an adult is a rollercoaster of emotions. You start with the mundane stuff like milk and eggs, and by the time you reach the ice cream aisle, you're so stoked you forget why you came in the first place.
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I saw a cat chasing its tail the other day, and I thought, "That cat is living its best life – totally stoked about the simple joys." Meanwhile, I can't even find my keys half the time.
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I tried to use "stoked" in my everyday conversations, but it's like trying to force a trendy word into a conversation with your grandparents. "Grandma, I'm absolutely stoked about your pot roast tonight!" She just looked at me like I was speaking Klingon.
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Getting a parking spot right in front of the store entrance is the adult equivalent of finding buried treasure. You sit in your car for a moment, stoked, basking in the glory of your prime parking achievement.
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I told my friend I was stoked to try this new recipe, and he looked at me like I'd just revealed my secret identity as a gourmet chef. Little did he know, it was just mac and cheese from a box.
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You ever notice how people only use the word "stoked" when they're really excited about something? No one's ever like, "Oh man, I'm so stoked for my dentist appointment tomorrow. Can't wait for that cavity-filling action!
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Being "stoked" is the adult version of being a kid on Christmas morning. Except instead of toys, it's more like, "I'm so stoked for the new dishwasher we ordered. No more hand washing, my friends!
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You ever notice how "stoked" is the socially acceptable way of saying you're thrilled without sounding like you're auditioning for a Shakespearean play? "I'm utterly stoked, my good sir, for the weekend festivities!
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You know you're getting old when you get genuinely stoked about a good night's sleep. Forget parties and late nights – give me some cozy PJs and a solid eight hours, and I'm on cloud nine!
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