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Fitness Trainer
Staying "stoked" while convincing clients that burpees are a form of celebration
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I told my clients that sweating is just your fat crying because it's leaving the body. Now, every drop of sweat is a tiny victory tear. Let's celebrate those tears, people!
Traffic Cop
Staying "stoked" while dealing with rush hour traffic
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People ask me if I get bored directing traffic. I'm like, "Bored? Have you ever tried to make 200 cars do the Macarena simultaneously? It's a traffic cop's dream!
Dog Trainer
Staying "stoked" about teaching tricks to stubborn dogs
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I'm so enthusiastic about dog training that I tried to teach my neighbor's cat to sit. The cat looked at me like I just asked it to solve a quantum physics problem. "Sit? I prefer the term 'elegant lounging.'
Overly Optimistic Barista
The struggle of staying "stoked" while dealing with difficult customers
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Sometimes customers ask for their coffee to be extra hot. I'm like, "Sure, I'll heat it up with the power of positive thinking. It's not scalding; it's just radiating good vibes!
Tech Enthusiast
Staying "stoked" about the latest gadget while trying to explain it to less tech-savvy friends
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I'm so stoked about the latest tech that I tried to explain augmented reality to my grandma. She said, "Back in my day, the only augmented reality we had was putting on glasses with a slightly different prescription.
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