6 Jokes For Stallone

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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Why did Stallone bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the 'Rocky' top shelf!
What did Stallone say when his pen stopped working? 'I guess it's out of ink-splosion mode!
What's Stallone's favorite type of music? Heavy Rock!
What did Stallone say to his barber? 'Make sure my haircut is 'Rocky' style!
What's Stallone's favorite holiday? 'Rocky' Balboa Day!
How does Stallone measure pasta? With his Rambo-las!

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