6 Jokes For Stallone

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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What did Stallone say to his GPS? 'Take me to the 'Rocky' mountains!
What does Stallone use to fix a broken chair? Rambo-tan gum!
What did Stallone say when he forgot his keys? 'Looks like I'm locked out of the 'Rocky' house!
What did Stallone name his pet lizard? 'Rocky' Reptilian!
What did Stallone say to his smartphone? Adrian, we've got a connection!
What's Stallone's favorite part of a joke? The punchline!

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