5 Jokes For Stallone

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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The Aging Action Hero

Trying to keep up with the image of his prime years.
Stallone was offered a role as an action figure. Not in a movie – in a game of "Guess the Expendable Celebrity" at Madame Tussauds.

The Director's Struggle

Working with Stallone's insistence on certain scenes.
The director of Stallone's latest film said, "Cut!" Stallone replied, "No, no, leave it in. That punch was authentic!" The director was the one who got punched.

The Stunt Double's Dilemma

Matching Stallone's iconic action sequences.
The best stunt double for Stallone's movies? A crash test dummy. At least it knows how to take a beating without complaining.

The Underappreciated Sidekick

Constantly overshadowed by Stallone's larger-than-life characters.
Stallone's sidekick tried stand-up comedy once. Tough crowd, though. They kept shouting, "Yo, Adrian should've been the sidekick!

The Fan's Disappointment

Facing disillusionment when meeting Stallone in person.
Meeting Stallone was like a roller coaster ride – thrilling at first, then you realize it's just the same old ups and downs from the '80s.

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