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I got a speeding ticket while driving through a cornfield. I guess the cornstalks weren't enough to camouflage my speed!
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What's a speeder's favorite movie? 'The Fast and the Furious – Courtroom Edition'. Spoiler alert: They always get caught!
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I got a speeding ticket for going too fast on the information highway. Apparently, there's a virtual speed limit!
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I told the officer I'm not speeding; I'm just giving my car a little cardio workout. It's a health-conscious vehicle!
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I tried to argue my way out of a speeding ticket by saying, 'Time flies when you're having fun.' The officer disagreed – especially when it comes to radar!
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Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to avoid getting another speeding ticket – it heard the pay was good for a stationary position!
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I got a speeding ticket because I was trying to outrun my responsibilities. Turns out, the only thing I outran was my common sense!
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What did the traffic light say to the speeder? 'Don't you see I'm changing!' It wanted a little respect for its transitions.
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I asked the police officer if he knew a good joke. He said, 'Yeah, speeding tickets!' I guess he has a knack for timing!
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