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The Environmentalist Driver
Slow and Green vs. Fast and Furious
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The cop asked me, "Do you know how fast you were going?" I said, "I'm sorry, officer, I was just trying to generate enough speed to charge my electric car. It's a green way to break the speed limit!
The Paranoid Driver
Speed Limit Paranoia
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I got pulled over, and the cop said, "Do you know why I stopped you?" I replied, "Because you have an uncanny ability to detect a car going 1 mph over the speed limit, officer!
The Late-for-Everything Person
Racing Against the Clock
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I'm so used to being late that my car's GPS has a special setting for me: "Fashionably Late Mode." It even comes with a free speeding ticket as a bonus!
The Confused GPS
Siri vs. Common Sense
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The GPS says, "You have arrived at your destination." Meanwhile, the cop says, "Your destination is traffic court for going 20 over the speed limit. Congratulations!
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