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I got pulled over for speeding, and the cop asked me, "What's your hurry?" I said, "Well, officer, have you seen the gas prices lately? I'm just trying to get my money's worth!
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Ever notice how getting a speeding ticket feels a bit like being scolded by a disappointed parent? "I expected better from you, young driver. Now, go sit in the timeout lane for the next fifteen minutes.
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I recently got a speeding ticket, and it got me thinking - they call it a "fine" for a reason. It's like the universe saying, "You thought you could sneak through life without consequences? Nice try, Speed Racer!
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Speeding tickets are like the speed bumps of adulthood. Just when you think you're coasting along smoothly, bam! Reality check, courtesy of the Department of Motor Vehicles.
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You know you're an adult when you start getting excited about a new radar detector like it's the latest smartphone. "Check out my new gadget, guys! It's the iPhone of avoiding speeding tickets!
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Speeding tickets are like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, slow down! Life's not a race." But you know, sometimes I feel like the universe forgot to send that memo to everyone else on the road.
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Getting a speeding ticket is a lot like a surprise quiz in school. You think you're cruising through life, minding your own business, and then suddenly, boom! Reality check. Turns out, my car isn't as good at hiding as I thought.
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I got a speeding ticket, and the officer told me, "Ignorance of the law is not an excuse." I thought, "Ignorance of the law? More like optimism about my car's top speed!
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I got a speeding ticket, and the cop told me I should drive within the speed limit. I replied, "Officer, if my car came with a 'within the speed limit' setting, I would've used it by now!
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