4 Jokes About Speeding Tickets

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Speeding tickets are like the adult version of being grounded. You're out there on the open road, feeling the wind in your hair, and suddenly, blue and red lights start disco dancing in your rearview mirror. It's like the universe is saying, "Oh, you thought you were a free spirit?
You ever notice how getting a speeding ticket is like a game of hide and seek? One minute you're cruising down the highway, feeling like Vin Diesel in the Fast and Furious, and the next minute, you're playing peekaboo with a cop who seems to have a PhD in stealth.
I recently got a speeding ticket, and it got me thinking – wouldn't it be great if getting pulled over came with a little Halloween spirit? Picture this: instead of a boring old ticket, the cop hands you a treat bag. You know, to soften the blow. It's like, "Yeah,
Getting a speeding ticket is like receiving a secret code from law enforcement. It's like they're trying to communicate with us through a cryptic language that only they understand. You look at the ticket, and it might as well be written in hieroglyphics.
"Sir, do you know why I pulled

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