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Why did the comedian wear Spanx on stage? For some 'tight' jokes that would 'hold' the audience's attention!
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Why did the Spanx start a band? Because they were good at keeping things 'tight' with their elastic rhythms!
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My friend asked why I wear Spanx. I told her it's for that 'firm' belief in looking fabulous without losing the fun!
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Why did the Spanx decide to go to the gym? To get that extra 'squeeze' in the workout!
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Wearing Spanx is like getting a hug from an overly enthusiastic python - flattering yet slightly constricting!
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What's a Spanx enthusiast's motto? 'Squeeze the day!' Embrace the compression!
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Why did the Spanx go to the party? To ensure no one else stole the 'squeezelight'!
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Wearing Spanx to a buffet is a risky move - it's like challenging a balloon to contain too much air!
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