9 Jokes About Spanx

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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Why did the comedian wear Spanx on stage? For some 'tight' jokes that would 'hold' the audience's attention!
Why did the Spanx start a band? Because they were good at keeping things 'tight' with their elastic rhythms!
My friend asked why I wear Spanx. I told her it's for that 'firm' belief in looking fabulous without losing the fun!
Why did the Spanx decide to go to the gym? To get that extra 'squeeze' in the workout!
Wearing Spanx is like getting a hug from an overly enthusiastic python - flattering yet slightly constricting!
What's a Spanx enthusiast's motto? 'Squeeze the day!' Embrace the compression!
Why did the Spanx go to the party? To ensure no one else stole the 'squeezelight'!
Wearing Spanx to a buffet is a risky move - it's like challenging a balloon to contain too much air!
Why did the Spanx win the dance competition? They had all the right 'moves'!

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