8 Jokes About Spanx

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Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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Wearing Spanx is like having a secret identity - it's my alter ego that keeps everything under wraps!
Wearing Spanx is like having a personal airbrush tool - smoothing out life's 'wrinkles'!
Spanx should be awarded an honorary degree in physics - they defy the laws of nature by reshaping reality!
Wearing Spanx is like a lifehack - it turns 'muffin tops' into 'cupcakes'!
I accidentally wore my Spanx inside out. People thought I was experimenting with a new fashion trend!
Wearing Spanx is like having a 'smooth operator' - it makes life's bumps less noticeable!
Wearing Spanx is like being a superhero - it's my 'secret armor' against wardrobe malfunctions!
Wearing Spanx in summer is a commitment - it's like having a portable sauna experience!

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