7 Someone Recovering From Surgery Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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My friend complained that his recovery was taking too long. I told him, 'At least now you have a legitimate reason for a Netflix marathon!
I visited my friend in the hospital after his surgery. I brought flowers and a deck of cards. After all, it's all about blooming and dealing with the hand you're dealt!
My friend said his surgery was a breeze. I replied, 'Well, you are now officially a wind instrument!
I told my friend that recovery is the best time to learn a new language. Now he's fluent in 'ouch' and 'aaargh'!
My friend said recovering from surgery was like being in a spaceship. I guess he's on the 'launch' to recovery!
I told my friend he should treat his recovery like a marathon, not a sprint. Now he's practicing his limping for the big race!
My friend just had surgery, and I sent him a get-well card. Inside, I wrote, 'You're not sick; you're just upgrading your body's software!

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