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Why did the patient start a band after surgery? Because he wanted to play some post-op tunes!
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What's a surgeon's favorite game? Operation, but only when it's not their own!
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Why did the surgery patient start telling jokes? He heard it's the best way to stitch up a conversation!
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Why did the surgery patient bring a map to the hospital? He wanted to make sure he wouldn't get lost on the road to recovery!
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Why did the patient bring a ladder to the surgery recovery room? Because he wanted to step up his healing game!
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Why did the surgeon become a comedian? Because he could always suture a punchline!
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Why do surgeons make terrible thieves? Because they can't help but leave their patients in stitches!
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Post-Op Ponderings: My friend is convinced that during surgery, the doctors implanted a chip that makes him crave broccoli. I told him it's more likely they accidentally activated the 'Healthy Eating' setting. Now he's the only person excited about kale smoothies.
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Nurse Navigators: My friend swears that nurses in the hospital have a secret GPS to find veins. He said, 'They were like human Google Maps for blood vessels.' I suggested he hire one as a personal guide for finding lost items around the house.
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Surgical Selfies: My friend took so many post-surgery selfies that his phone sent him a notification: 'Storage full. Please delete unnecessary organ pictures.' Now, instead of a photo album, he has a medical chart on his phone.
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The Reluctant Bionic: My friend just had surgery, and now he's acting like a low-budget superhero. He's got a bionic knee, but all he does is use it to win arguments. 'Oh, you think you're right? Well, my knee disagrees!'
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Wheelchair Woes: My buddy insisted on using a wheelchair post-surgery, thinking it would make him look cool. But watching him attempt to navigate a ramp was like witnessing a clumsy turtle attempting parkour. I suggested he add some flames to the wheelchair for a speed boost.
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Anesthesia Amnesia: After surgery, my friend claimed he couldn't remember a thing. I said, 'That's convenient! Now you can blame the surgery every time you forget to take out the trash. 'Honey, it's not me, it's the anesthesia's fault!'
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The Pillow Fort Struggle: Trying to get comfortable after surgery is like attempting advanced origami with a pillow. My friend has more pillows than a bedding store. I asked him if he was building a fort, and he said, 'No, it's my pillow palace. Respect the architecture!'
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Revenge of the Hospital Gowns: Have you ever seen someone trying to be intimidating in a hospital gown? It's like a failed attempt at fashion mixed with a rejected extra from a medical drama. I told my friend, 'If you're going to start a gang, at least wear something with pockets!'
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Hospital Food Adventures: My friend said the hospital food was so bad that he felt his taste buds were also on sick leave. He started reviewing the meals like a food critic. 'The mashed potatoes had the consistency of sadness, and the Jell-O had an identity crisis.'
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