5 Someone Recovering From Surgery Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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I asked the nurse if they served food in the recovery room. She said, 'No, it's a no-chew zone.

I tried to make a joke about surgery, but it was a cut above the rest!

I asked the doctor if my friend's surgery was successful. He said, 'Well, he's no longer two-faced, but he might be two-napped!

I asked the doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He told me, 'No, it's just a good way to check if the stitches are too tight!

I told the patient it's crucial to follow the doctor's orders during recovery. He looked at me and said, 'I'm already an expert at lying down!

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