5 Someone In Hospital Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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I told the nurse I broke my arm in two places. She told me to stop going to those places.
What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to watch a movie during surgery? 'This won't be a screening, it'll be a cutting room!
I told the doctor I broke my finger in five places. He said, 'Well, stop going to those places!
I told the nurse I had a case of the Mondays. She said, 'It's actually a case of appendicitis, but close enough!
I told the nurse I swallowed a bone. She told me to quit 'ribbing' her!

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