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You ever notice how hospital waiting rooms have the most outdated magazines? I mean, I didn't know people still cared about the latest hairstyles from the '90s while waiting for test results.
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Hospitals have the most advanced technology, but they still can't figure out how to make those gowns close in the back. I feel like I'm starring in my own fashion show for the entire floor.
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Has anyone noticed that hospital elevators have the slowest doors? It's like they're deliberately trying to build suspense. Will I make it to the next floor, or will I be stuck in this awkward silence forever?
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You know you're in a hospital when everyone suddenly becomes an expert on medical conditions. Forget WebMD; just sit in the waiting room, and you'll have a diagnosis from your fellow patients in no time.
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Hospital beds are a unique kind of uncomfortable. They're like Goldilocks trying to find the perfect porridge, but in this case, there's no "just right" – it's either too firm or too squishy.
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Hospitals have this unspoken rule that the sicker you are, the more paperwork you have to fill out. I just want to get better, not audition for a role in a medical drama.
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Being in a hospital is like staying at a hotel, but with worse room service. I pressed the button for a snack, and all I got was a nurse offering me a lukewarm cup of Jell-O.
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Ever notice how hospital food has its own culinary language? "Mystery meat surprise" is just their fancy way of saying, "Good luck guessing what's on your tray today.
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You ever notice how the hospital's paging system is like a constant game of "Where's Waldo"? Good luck finding the right room; it's like navigating a maze with voices guiding you from every direction.
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