5 Someone In Hospital Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places too!
I asked the nurse if my friend could have more Jell-O. She said, 'Sorry, it's just for the 'jiggle' effect!
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Knock yourself out!
I asked the doctor if I could use my health insurance for comedy lessons. He said, 'I'm afraid that's not covered, but laughter is still good for you!
I asked the doctor if laughter is the best medicine. He said, 'No, penicillin still tops the list, but you'll die laughing!

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