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Why don't sober people ever get into arguments? Because they always keep their spirits high!
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Why don't sober people ever get into fights? Because they know how to handle their spirits!
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Why did the sober computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes and couldn't process its emotions!
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Why did the sober book join a support group? It had too many pages but couldn't find its spine!
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Why did the sober scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field without any spirits!
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Why did the sober comedian bomb on stage? Because his jokes were too straight-edge!
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Why did the sober guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Sober Dating
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Dating while sober is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is a bar, and the needle is someone not intoxicated. You end up swiping through profiles, hoping to find someone whose idea of a perfect night doesn't involve three shots of tequila.
Sober Revelations
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Being sober makes you realize things you never knew. Like how your favorite bar smells like a mix of regret and spilled beer. Or how your dance moves, which felt like a Broadway performance last night, resemble a malfunctioning robot in the light of day.
Sober Selfies
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So I'm at this party, stone-cold sober, and people are taking selfies like it's a life-or-death situation. I'm over here trying to look normal while everyone else is perfecting their duck faces. You know you're sober when you can't comprehend the concept of a drunk selfie.
Sober Karaoke
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Sober karaoke is a unique experience. You get to witness the raw talent of your friends, who, it turns out, shouldn't quit their day jobs. It's like a vocal reality check. I didn't know Bohemian Rhapsody could sound so... interesting.
Sober Networking
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I tried networking sober at a professional event. It's a challenge when everyone else is holding a glass of wine like it's a business card. I'm there with my bottle of water, wondering if hydration enthusiast is an acceptable job title.
Sober Adventures
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I decided to be sober for a month, and it's like entering a new dimension. You notice things you've never seen before, like the intricate patterns on the bar's wallpaper or the fact that your friends are terrible at karaoke. Sobriety unveils a whole world of questionable choices.
Sober Superhero
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Being sober turns you into a superhero at parties. You're the one who can drive, make coherent conversation, and recall everyone's embarrassing moments. I may not wear a cape, but I've got the power of sobriety, and that's my kind of superpower.
Sober Wisdom
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Being sober is like having a superpower. You suddenly become the designated driver, the wise philosopher, and the guy who remembers embarrassing things everyone did last night. It's not just sobriety; it's a crash course in life lessons.
Sober Nights Out
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I went out sober the other night. It's amazing how different the world looks without beer goggles. Suddenly, I can see the questionable fashion choices, hear the cheesy pickup lines, and witness the epic dance moves that people think are legendary. Spoiler alert: they're not.
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