7+ Best One Liners Jokes For sober

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I tried being sober for a week, but it turns out, that's not a hangover; that's just life!

I told my wife I'm giving up drinking. She said, 'Great, you'll save so much money!' I replied, 'That's not the spirit!

I told my friend I'm giving up drinking. He laughed. Everyone laughed. Well, not everyone. Not me.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I used to be a bartender, but I had to quit. Too many sobering thoughts on the rocks!

I told my friend I'm cutting back on alcohol. He suggested I cut back to every other day. So now I drink only on days ending with 'y'!

I tried to go to a support group for sober people, but I got lost. Turns out, it was right next to the bar!

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