15 Single Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Why did the single friend become a chef? Because they're experts at cooking for one!
Why was the single friend excellent at parallel parking? Because they're used to creating space for themselves!
What do you call a single friend who loves gardening? A plant bachelor!
What's a single friend's favorite kind of movie? 'Solo performances'!
What do single friends and balloons have in common? They're both better off not getting too attached!

The Single Friend’s Superpower

My single friends have a superpower. They can kill the vibe at any party by just whispering, Hey, ever wonder if love is just a conspiracy by Hallmark and florists?

The Single Friend's Emergency Kit

Ever seen a single friend's emergency kit? It's filled with wine, self-help books, and a broken compass pointing towards their ex's house. Quite the survival pack!

Single Friend’s GPS

My single friends have the worst GPS ever. Turn left for love, they said. Next thing you know, I'm on Heartbreak Highway with a U-turn that's more elusive than a unicorn!

The Single Friend's Rulebook

Ever noticed how single friends give relationship advice? It's like taking driving lessons from someone who's only ever ridden a bicycle. Oh, you're having a spat? Have you tried not doing that?

Single Friends' Life Lessons

You know, being around my single friends is like attending a PhD program in loneliness, with a minor in desperation. Every gathering feels like I'm getting a degree I never signed up for!

Single Friends and Selfies

Single friends and selfies have a lot in common. Both start with high hopes and end with a deep sigh, contemplating life choices. #NoFilterNeededToSeeTheDesperation

Dating Tips from Singles

Dating advice from my single friends is gold. It's like asking a fish for tips on flying. Just flap your fins... or, uh, wings!

Single Friend's Movie Night

Movie nights with single friends are wild. Rom-coms turn into documentaries about why love is a lie, and horror movies? Oh, they're just watching their past relationships on repeat.

Single Friend’s Fortune Cookie Wisdom

Got a fortune cookie with advice from a single friend: Love is like Wi-Fi, it's everywhere but hard to find. Then I realized, maybe my friend's just been trying to connect to the wrong network!

The Single Friend's Playlist

Ever hear a single friend's playlist? It starts with All By Myself and just when you think it's getting better, Another One Bites the Dust comes on. A rollercoaster of emotions!

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