5 Single Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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The Relationship Guru

Giving relationship advice while being perpetually single
My relationship advice is like a GPS for love – I can guide you, but I have no idea where I'm going. Just remember, if I can't find love, at least I can help you find the nearest fast-food place to drown your sorrows in fries.

The Hopeless Romantic

Being a hopeless romantic in a world of casual dating
Being a hopeless romantic is like playing chess in a checkers world. While everyone else is making simple moves, I'm over here planning an elaborate proposal in my mind. Checkmate, but only in my dreams.

The Matchmaker

Desperately trying to set up your single friends
I tried setting up my friend on a blind date. Turns out, the blind date part was taken quite literally. We ended up at a dark restaurant where the only thing you could see was the awkwardness.

The Perpetual Third Wheel

Being the perpetual third wheel in a group of couples
I tried online dating to find someone and escape the third-wheel life. Turns out, my perfect match was a couple looking for a threesome. Not exactly what I had in mind.

The Anti-Love Crusader

Embracing the single life and resisting societal pressure to find love
Society treats being single like it's a disease. I went to the doctor, and he prescribed me a romantic comedy marathon. I guess laughter is the best medicine, even if it's at the expense of my nonexistent love life.

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