8 Single Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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What do single friends say about Valentine's Day? 'Just another day to appreciate discounts on chocolates!
How does a single friend describe their social life? 'I'm like a rare Pokémon card - highly valued but hardly traded!
Why don't single friends play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they're the only one seeking a partner!
What's a single friend's favorite song? 'All by Myself' by Celine Dion!
Why was the single friend excited about their calendar? Because every day is 'Single Awareness Day'!
Why did the single friend become an architect? To build their own castle since they're the king or queen of their own kingdom!
What did the single friend say about their love life? 'It's like a WiFi signal, available but not connected!
What do single friends say about relationships? 'It's like playing chess, except I'm always the queen standing alone!

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