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Single people have mastered the art of taking selfies at home. They've got more angles than a geometry class. If there were a selfie Olympics, they'd be bringing home the gold.
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You know your friend is single when their idea of a romantic evening involves a bottle of wine, a cozy blanket, and a documentary about ancient civilizations. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can explore the mysteries of Mesopotamia from your couch?
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Single people are the real MVPs of online shopping. They're so good at it; they could probably buy a lifetime supply of cat memes with just one click. Amazon knows them on a first-name basis.
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Single folks have a unique talent for turning any conversation into a discussion about their pets. It's like a magical spell. You start talking about the weather, and suddenly, you're knee-deep in tales of Mr. Whiskers' latest shenanigans.
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Single friends are the true champions of self-love. They've perfected the art of treating themselves. "Why wait for someone else to bring me flowers when I can buy a bouquet for my own coffee table?
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You know you're single when your fridge has more varieties of hot sauce than actual food. It's like my friend's fridge is auditioning for a spicy reality show.
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You ever ask a single friend about their weekend plans? It's like they've discovered a secret society of solo adventurers. "Oh, you know, just going to conquer the grocery store and binge-watch an entire series in one sitting.
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Grocery shopping for a single person is like navigating a battlefield of decisions. "Do I buy the family-sized lasagna and pretend I have friends, or do I stick to the microwaveable mac and cheese and embrace my reality?
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Ever notice how single friends become the unofficial tech support for everyone else? They're like the Geniuses at the Apple Store, but instead of fixing iPhones, they're experts at swiping left or right.
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