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Tried introducing my shipwright friend to some modern tech. Showed him a drone. His first reaction? "That's just a fancy sail." Tried explaining it's for aerial footage. He nods, "Ah, so it's like a crow's nest but for lazy pirates." Yep, because the next thing we need is a drone mutiny!
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You know, I once dated a shipwright. Yeah, a guy who builds ships. Sounds romantic, right? Wrong! First date, he took me to his workshop. Thought he'd impress me with tales of his maritime craftsmanship. Instead, he proudly showed me splinters, said they were "ship kisses." Oh, how romantic! Nothing says love like tetanus!
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Ever seen a shipwright's dating profile? "Likes: Long walks on the docks, watching wood warp, and ensuring vessels are watertight." Swipe right for the one who can "anchor" your heart. But seriously, his ideal first date? Sanding! Because nothing says romance like grit and sawdust in your wine.
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You ever try to get relationship advice from a shipwright? Trust me, don't. I asked him about navigating rough waters in a relationship. He hands me a compass and says, "Always know your true North." Great advice! But what happens when my true North is a Netflix binge, and his is fixing boat rudders? Compatibility sink!
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