19 Jokes For Shipwright

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Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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What did the shipwright say to the ocean? 'You're shore-ly the best part of my job!
How does a shipwright apologize? They make amends and 'sail' sorry!
What's a shipwright's favorite type of humor? Dry wit!
I asked the shipwright if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'No, it's more like love at first 'sail'!
What did the shipwright say to the rookie? 'You're a bit 'boat'-ish with your skills, but we'll 'hull' you into shape!
Why did the shipwright break up with their partner? They wanted a relationship with fewer 'knots'!
Why did the shipwright make a great comedian? They knew how to 'deck' out a good punchline!
What's a shipwright's favorite type of math? Geometry, because they love working with 'ship' angles!
Why did the shipwright get promoted? They really knew how to rise to the occasion!

Shipwright's Fitness Routine

Shipwrights must have the best workout routine. I mean, they're lifting anchors and hauling sails every day. Meanwhile, I struggle to carry my groceries from the car to the front door without needing a nap.

Shipwright's Coffee Break

I asked a shipwright if they take coffee breaks. He said, Of course, but we call it 'brew with a view.' Nothing beats sipping coffee while watching the waves... and hoping our ship designs float.

Shipwright's Karaoke Night

I went to a shipwright's karaoke night. They sang sea shanties, of course. The highlight was when they started belting out, I Will Survive, but with a nautical twist. Picture this: At first, I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking I'd drown without you by my side!

DIY Ship Kit

I tried my hand at shipbuilding recently. Bought this DIY ship kit online. The instructions were like, Connect the mast to the hull. Attach the sails. Congratulations, you now own a yacht. I'm currently sailing a desk fan with a bedsheet tied to it.

Shipwright's Tinder Profile

I saw a shipwright's Tinder profile, and his bio said, I can build you a ship, but can you navigate my heart? I swiped right, and now I'm waiting for him to build me a relationship that doesn't sink.

The Shipwright Chronicles

You know, I recently met a shipwright. Yeah, a real-life ship builder. I asked him, Do you ever feel like you're in a constant battle with the sea? And he goes, Nah, my biggest battle is with IKEA instructions. Ships are a walk in the park compared to that!

Love and the Shipwright

I tried dating a shipwright once. It was all smooth sailing until he said, Our relationship needs some repairs. I thought, Is this a relationship or are you building a ship here? Do I need a manual?

Shipwright's Secret Weapon

I heard shipwrights have a secret weapon for handling stress – they just yell Ahoy! instead of using profanity. So, next time you're stuck in traffic, just roll down your window and scream Ahoy! Trust me, it works!

Romantic Shipwrights

I heard shipwrights are really romantic. They know how to woo a lady with lines like, Are you a pirate? Because you just stole my heart. Well, let me tell you, I tried that line at a bar, and all I got was a restraining order.

Shipwright's GPS

Shipwrights must have a unique GPS. You know, instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, it's more like, Adjust the sails in 500 feet. Mind the kraken on your right.

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