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What did the shipwright say to the ocean? 'You're shore-ly the best part of my job!
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I asked the shipwright if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'No, it's more like love at first 'sail'!
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What did the shipwright say to the rookie? 'You're a bit 'boat'-ish with your skills, but we'll 'hull' you into shape!
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Why did the shipwright break up with their partner? They wanted a relationship with fewer 'knots'!
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Why did the shipwright make a great comedian? They knew how to 'deck' out a good punchline!
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What's a shipwright's favorite type of math? Geometry, because they love working with 'ship' angles!
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Why did the shipwright get promoted? They really knew how to rise to the occasion!
Shipwright's Fitness Routine
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Shipwrights must have the best workout routine. I mean, they're lifting anchors and hauling sails every day. Meanwhile, I struggle to carry my groceries from the car to the front door without needing a nap.
Shipwright's Coffee Break
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I asked a shipwright if they take coffee breaks. He said, Of course, but we call it 'brew with a view.' Nothing beats sipping coffee while watching the waves... and hoping our ship designs float.
Shipwright's Karaoke Night
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I went to a shipwright's karaoke night. They sang sea shanties, of course. The highlight was when they started belting out, I Will Survive, but with a nautical twist. Picture this: At first, I was afraid, I was petrified, thinking I'd drown without you by my side!
DIY Ship Kit
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I tried my hand at shipbuilding recently. Bought this DIY ship kit online. The instructions were like, Connect the mast to the hull. Attach the sails. Congratulations, you now own a yacht. I'm currently sailing a desk fan with a bedsheet tied to it.
Shipwright's Tinder Profile
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I saw a shipwright's Tinder profile, and his bio said, I can build you a ship, but can you navigate my heart? I swiped right, and now I'm waiting for him to build me a relationship that doesn't sink.
The Shipwright Chronicles
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You know, I recently met a shipwright. Yeah, a real-life ship builder. I asked him, Do you ever feel like you're in a constant battle with the sea? And he goes, Nah, my biggest battle is with IKEA instructions. Ships are a walk in the park compared to that!
Love and the Shipwright
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I tried dating a shipwright once. It was all smooth sailing until he said, Our relationship needs some repairs. I thought, Is this a relationship or are you building a ship here? Do I need a manual?
Shipwright's Secret Weapon
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I heard shipwrights have a secret weapon for handling stress – they just yell Ahoy! instead of using profanity. So, next time you're stuck in traffic, just roll down your window and scream Ahoy! Trust me, it works!
Romantic Shipwrights
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I heard shipwrights are really romantic. They know how to woo a lady with lines like, Are you a pirate? Because you just stole my heart. Well, let me tell you, I tried that line at a bar, and all I got was a restraining order.
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