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Imagine being a shipwright back in the day. Your resume probably read: "Special Skills: Crafting things that don’t turn into underwater firewood." Meanwhile, my resume highlights my ability to microwave popcorn without burning it.
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It's funny how shipwrights must've had this moment where they realized, "You know, making a ship float is the easy part. Convincing people to get on it? That's a whole different challenge." Meanwhile, I struggle to convince my friends to try my cooking.
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Ever think about how a shipwright must've felt when they finally built a ship that didn't sink? I bet they had a celebration that rivaled New Year's Eve. Meanwhile, I celebrate when I find matching socks.
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Shipwrights had to be the ultimate optimists. After all, every time they set out to build a ship, they were essentially saying, "This time, water won't beat me!" Meanwhile, I’m optimistic if I think my phone battery will last the entire day.
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Shipwrights had to be the original overthinkers. "Hm, should I make this boat out of wood, metal, or dreams? Oh, and let's not forget a little thing called gravity!" Meanwhile, I can't even decide between salad or fries.
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Think about it, a shipwright's worst nightmare is probably termites with snorkels. Just when you think you've conquered nature, these tiny critters are like, "Surprise!" Meanwhile, I'm just trying to keep houseplants alive.
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Shipwrights probably had their own version of "Oops, I did it again." You know, when they realized their ship was more like a submarine in disguise. Meanwhile, I accidentally reply-all to company emails.
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I bet shipwrights had the best break-up lines. "It's not you; it's the structural integrity of this vessel. I need someone who doesn't make things wobble." Meanwhile, my break-up line is usually, "Sorry, I ate the last piece of cake.
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