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Why did the semi-truck bring a ladder to the comedy show? Because it wanted to deliver some high-quality laughs!
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Why did the semi-truck break up with its trailer? It couldn't handle the constant baggage!
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What did the semi-truck say to its tires on its birthday? 'You guys keep me rolling every year!
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Why did the semi-truck go to therapy? It had too many emotional baggage trailers!
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Why did the semi-truck apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to deliver some 'doughnuts'!
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Why did the semi-truck enroll in a comedy class? It wanted to learn how to haul the right way to deliver punchlines!
Semi-Social Media Life
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Social media is where we showcase our semi-fabulous lives to a semi-interested audience. It's all about capturing the perfect angle, using just the right filter, and pretending that our existence is a never-ending highlight reel. Behind every Instagram post is a semi-chaotic reality, carefully cropped out for your semi-entertainment.
Semi-Motivated Mondays
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Mondays are the semi-marathon of the week. You wake up with semi-motivation, thinking you can conquer the world, but by noon, you're negotiating with yourself for a semi-productive afternoon. It's like the universe decided, Let's start the week with a bang, and then let it fizzle out into a semi-productive haze.
Semi-Functional Technology
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You know you're living in the 21st century when your gadgets are as semi-functional as your New Year's resolutions. I mean, my phone is on its last breath, my laptop's making sounds like a dying cat, and my smartwatch thinks my heart rate is equivalent to a semi-enthusiastic sloth. Technology these days is more 'semi' than a half-finished crossword puzzle.
Semi-Random Passwords
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Password requirements these days are like a game of roulette. They want it to be complex, but not too complex. A mix of upper and lower case, some numbers, a special character – it's like they're asking for a semi-random combination that only a supercomputer could remember. I'm just waiting for the day they demand a haiku and interpretive dance as part of the login process.
Semi-Healthy Lifestyle
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Trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle is like having a semi-consistent relationship with your gym membership. You start with the best intentions, hit the gym for a week, then life happens, and suddenly your diet consists of semi-healthy choices and semi-regular workouts – just enough to keep you semi-satisfied with your physique.
Semi-Clear Instructions
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Have you ever noticed that important documents always come with semi-clear instructions? Whether it's assembling furniture or filing taxes, it's like they're intentionally playing a game of hide and seek with crucial information. It's a conspiracy, I tell you – a secret society dedicated to the art of confusion through semi-clear communication.
Semi-Successful Diets
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I've tried every diet under the sun, from keto to paleo, and let me tell you, the only thing I've achieved is a semi-successful relationship with my refrigerator. It's like my cravings and willpower are in a constant state of negotiation – a never-ending battle between my desire for a six-pack and my love for semi-melted cheese.
Semi-Formal Dress Code
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What's the deal with semi-formal dress codes? Are we supposed to be halfway serious or just moderately classy? It's like a fashion gray area where you're not sure if you should wear a tie or settle for a nice pair of jeans. So, I show up looking like I'm ready for a semi-important meeting – business on top, party on the bottom.
Semi-Competent Adults
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I think adulthood is just one long seminar on how to be a semi-competent human. We're all just pretending we know what we're doing, like semi-professional actors in a poorly written play. And let's be honest, being a grown-up is just a series of semi-disastrous attempts at adulting.
Semi-Delicate Situations
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You ever notice how life is like a semi-colon? It's always trying to balance on that fine line between a complete disaster and a near success. I mean, if life had a resume, it would list 'semi-dexterous' under skills – navigating those semi-delicate situations like a boss!
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