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You ever notice how "semi" is the only word that describes something being halfway? Like, we don't say "I'm feeling semi-hungry" or "I'm semi-awake." No, it's always reserved for those big trucks on the highway. Are they only halfway committed to delivering stuff? "Yeah, we got your package, but we're only semi-sure about getting it to you on time.
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The word "semi" is so versatile. You can use it to describe your commitment level, your interest in a topic, or your cooking skills. "I'm semi-good at making omelets" basically means I can crack eggs without getting shells everywhere. It's all about managing expectations.
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I was behind a semi on the road the other day, and I thought, "Man, that's the original Netflix of transportation." It takes forever to get to your destination, but at least there's a variety of shows on the back of that truck. It's like the highway's version of binge-watching.
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Semis are like the whales of the highway – majestic, massive, and they make weird noises. You're driving next to one, and suddenly you hear this low, rumbling sound, and you're not sure if it's the truck or if you accidentally activated some hidden feature on your car. It's the highway's way of keeping you on your toes.
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Isn't it ironic that the word "semi" implies something incomplete, yet a semi-truck takes up the whole road? It's like the universe is saying, "I may be halfway, but I'm taking all the space, deal with it.
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You know you're getting old when you start talking about traffic like it's a strategic game. "I slipped into the semi's blind spot, did a quick merge, and boom – I'm the Mario Kart champion of the highway." It's all about navigating those semi-challenges.
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The term "semi" is the ultimate commitment-phobe of words. It's like, are you fully in or not? "I'm semi-interested in that movie, I'm semi-thinking about going to the gym." Life is too short for semi-commitments; give me something solid, like a full tank of gas or a fully-loaded pizza.
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Have you ever noticed how semis always have those giant mud flaps? I guess they're there to protect us from the muddy aftermath of a truck's existential crisis. "I'm only halfway there, but here's a splash of mud to remind you that life's messy.
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You ever follow a semi uphill and think, "Come on, big guy, you can do it!" It's like cheering for the underdog, but in this case, the underdog is a massive vehicle struggling with an incline. It's like the slow-motion training montage in a truck's life.
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